Toenail Police

As I was at the drugstore today picking up my colonoscopy prep…(ok, maybe I shouldn’t have opened with that?), I noticed this woman’s toenails who was checking out next to me.  All I can say is , OH MY GOD!!!!  No one should allow their toenails to grow out to the length where they could physically reach out with the foot and scratch your back!!  Someone call 911 and get the toenail police here ASAP, this woman needs to be arrested for sure.  I’m just glad she didn’t see me taking the picture, for sure she would have donkey kicked me and scratched my eyes out!