Her time of the month….

Does she look hormonal to you?  I think my dog may have started menstruating….. WHAT?!?!?!  Is this a joke?  My poor little baby of a dog has entered into her “womanhood” already!?!?  I don’t know if I can take this.  Come on people, we just got done with potty training last week!

Would you like to know what tipped me off?  You better sit down….

I came downstairs this morning to find the little darling sprawled out on my sofa.  When I shooed her off, there was a spot of BLOOD where she had been lying!!!!!!!!  I checked her thoroughly and saw now other injuries so I think her “period” is the only explanation.

I feel like she and I need to go for a walk and have a long talk?  Is this weird?  Needless to say, the little darling is getting FIXED on Tuesday.  I have to admit, I teared up in the vet’s office making the appointment.  Is it really up to me to decide whether or not this puppy ever has little pups of her own….sigh…sniffle….SNAP OUT OF IT YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!!!  WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK WILL BE DEALING WITH THE PREGNANT BITCH AND HER PUPPIES???  MEEEEEEEEEE!!!

So for now, I will pamper her and let her sit, watch bad tv, and eat whatever she wants.  I will take it when she barks at me.  Every bitch has her time of the month…